Low Cal Gals
We are on the Sacred Heart Diet.
Our Summer extravaganza en route to Portugal via good faith and frequent flyer miles keeps playing over and over in our heads. In this version we are extremely tan, glowing, laughing, and approximately 10 to 20 lbs lighter than our current weights.
The diet must be working, because I’m definitely very hungry. My roommates (and fellow dieters) don't seem to feel as deprived.
I tried reading a food magazine to offer a little falsified satisfaction for my growling stomach which lead me to cheat with a bit of Nesquick syrup in my skim milk. I even ran upstairs with the cup so no one would see me being deceitful to the diet.
It was quite sad.
I feel bad for Kristy Alley.
P.S. Do you think Easter Chocolate counts as diet food? God I hope so.
Our Summer extravaganza en route to Portugal via good faith and frequent flyer miles keeps playing over and over in our heads. In this version we are extremely tan, glowing, laughing, and approximately 10 to 20 lbs lighter than our current weights.
The diet must be working, because I’m definitely very hungry. My roommates (and fellow dieters) don't seem to feel as deprived.
I tried reading a food magazine to offer a little falsified satisfaction for my growling stomach which lead me to cheat with a bit of Nesquick syrup in my skim milk. I even ran upstairs with the cup so no one would see me being deceitful to the diet.
It was quite sad.
I feel bad for Kristy Alley.
P.S. Do you think Easter Chocolate counts as diet food? God I hope so.
