College Saporosity at its finest...

As the proud owner of a US Weekly subscription, that I was tricked into getting via confusing pop-ups after making an online purchase, I’ve noticed the plethora of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer stories popping up everywhere lately.

I think that in terms of music men to be married to date Jessica has moved up on the talent scale for sure.


While the most insightful song Nick Lacey ever sang was 'I Do Cherish You', 'Your Body is a Wonderland' still ranks in my top 3 songs (of all time) to make-out to/ cry to/ clean my room to.

All this celebrity jargon aside…. John Mayer used to be much more attractive.



His Continuum album is a fallacy. He has not continued to keep up his boyishly handsome appearance.
Call me shallow if you want, but I think ultra-sensitive soft rock lyrics should come with ultra-sensitive hard as rock men.


BEFORE

AFTER










I take back that hard as rock comment, because in fact I do not like beefcakes for men…beef is for burgers


P.S. The diet is going fantastic. My friends had to stop me from climbing over the counter at Dunkin Donuts, but none the less I’m going STRONG!

We are on the Sacred Heart Diet.

Our Summer extravaganza en route to Portugal via good faith and frequent flyer miles keeps playing over and over in our heads. In this version we are extremely tan, glowing, laughing, and approximately 10 to 20 lbs lighter than our current weights.

The diet must be working, because I’m definitely very hungry. My roommates (and fellow dieters) don't seem to feel as deprived.

I tried reading a food magazine to offer a little falsified satisfaction for my growling stomach which lead me to cheat with a bit of Nesquick syrup in my skim milk. I even ran upstairs with the cup so no one would see me being deceitful to the diet.



It was quite sad.

I feel bad for Kristy Alley.




P.S. Do you think Easter Chocolate counts as diet food? God I hope so.