John Mayer used to be cute.
As the proud owner of a US Weekly subscription, that I was tricked into getting via confusing pop-ups after making an online purchase, I’ve noticed the plethora of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer stories popping up everywhere lately.
I think that in terms of music men tobe married to date Jessica has moved up on the talent scale for sure.
While the most insightful song Nick Lacey ever sang was 'I Do Cherish You', 'Your Body is a Wonderland' still ranks in my top 3 songs (of all time) to make-out to/ cry to/ clean my room to.
All this celebrity jargon aside…. John Mayer used to be much more attractive.
His Continuum album is a fallacy. He has not continued to keep up his boyishly handsome appearance.
Call me shallow if you want, but I think ultra-sensitive soft rock lyrics should come with ultra-sensitive hard as rock men.
BEFORE
I think that in terms of music men to
While the most insightful song Nick Lacey ever sang was 'I Do Cherish You', 'Your Body is a Wonderland' still ranks in my top 3 songs (of all time) to make-out to/ cry to/ clean my room to.
All this celebrity jargon aside…. John Mayer used to be much more attractive.
His Continuum album is a fallacy. He has not continued to keep up his boyishly handsome appearance.
Call me shallow if you want, but I think ultra-sensitive soft rock lyrics should come with ultra-sensitive hard as rock men.
BEFORE
AFTER
I take back that hard as rock comment, because in fact I do not like beefcakes for men…beef is for burgers
P.S. The diet is going fantastic. My friends had to stop me from climbing over the counter at Dunkin Donuts, but none the less I’m going STRONG!
